Hey I'm Sam. I'm 19, Canadian, and work in a bookstore. I love gaming, and I'm a writer. I tend to post about my life and my boyfriend quite a bit so if you don't like personal posts or selfies don't follow me. If you like gaming, lord of the rings, cosplay, or game of thrones I'm your girl. I also have tattoo reblogging binges, fair warning.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
trying to get your friends to watch a show you like
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better